- Animaniacs 

It's time for Animaniacs 
And we're zany to the max 
So just sit back and relax 
You'll laugh 'til you collapse 
We're Animaniacs! 

Come join the Warner Brothers 
And the Warner Sister, Dot 
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. 
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught 
But we break loose and then vamoose 
And now you know the plot! 

We're Animaniacs! 
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. 

Wakko packs away the snacks 
While Bill Clinton plays the sax. 
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.) 
(or We pay tons of income tax.) 
We're Animaniacs! 
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe. 
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.) 
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse. 
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse. 
The writers flipped; we have no script 
Why bother to rehearse? 

Cast : We're Animaniacs! 
We have pay-or-play contracts. 
We're zany to the max 
There's baloney in our slacks. 

We're Animanie, 
Totally insaney 

(alternate endings) 
Here's the show's namey 
Pinky and The Brainy 
Come back, Shaney 
The rain in Spainy 
Cockamamie 
Shirley MacLainey 
How urbaney 
Citizen Kaney 
Andromeda Strainy 
Where's Lon Chaney? 
Eisenhower Mamie 
Miss Cellany 
Chicken Chow Meiny 
Dana Delaney 
No pain, no gainy 
Hydroplaney 
Money down the drainy 
Penny Laney 
Ehhh... 
Tarzan and Janey 
Novocainey 
Here's the Flamey 
Meet Mark Twainy 
Presidential campaigny 
Hunchback of Notre Damey 
Bowling laney 
Bangor, Mainey 
Frasier Craney 
Mister Haney 
Quiche lorrainey 
Lake Champlainy 
High octaney 
Public domainy 

Cast : Animaniacs! 
Those are the facts.

 


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